Google Maps ist einer dieser bahnbrechenden Dinge, die mich jedesmal ins Staunen versetzen.

Und manchmal kann ich nur schmunzeln. Lass mich das erklären: Seit einiger Zeit gibts diese netten Kamerasymbole bei der Wegbeschreibung; Klickst du drauf erscheint ein Bild der Umgebung:

Da, diese Kamera Symbole

Genial!

Bei der Eingabe einer Fahrt von 8905 bis 8001 staunte ich nicht schlecht über die Richtungspfeile! Eine haarstreubende Fahrt, LOL! Schau selbst:

[Update: Ich schaute mir die von Google automatisch übersetzte Seite an: MEGA LOL. Hier der übersetzte Text;

"When you enter a ride from 8905 to 8001 I was amazed not bad about the direction of arrows! A haarstreubende ride, LOL! Look at yourself:" ]

He achtung, das waren 5 Bier zuviel!

[He respectable, they were 5 beers too much!]

Jetzt ordentlich Ausholen: Rein in die Wiese und scharf abbiegen!

[Now outhaul properly: Rein in the grass and sharp turn!] WAS?????!!!!!

Rein in die Einbahn! "Do no evil"? Who cares!

[Rein in the one-way! "Do no evil"? Who cares!]

Schon fast am Ziel. Fahr noch schnell die Ampel hier platt!

[Almost there. Driving fast the traffic lights still flat here!]

Auf dem Weg noch eine Frisur machen lassen. Was, Autos dürfen hier nicht rein?

[On the way to make even a hairstyle can be. What cars are not in here?]

Bill Gates gab kürzlich eine Rede in ein Gymnasium über die 11 Dinge, die man nicht in der Schule lernt. Er sprach darüber, wie die wohlfühl- und politisch-korrekte Lehrmethoden eine Generation von Kindern ohne eine Gefühl für die Realität produziert hat.

Billie Boy ist eindeutig cooler als Steve Jobs.

Rule 1: Life is not fair – get used to it!

Rule 2: The world won’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something before you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3: You will not make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won’t be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.

Rule 6: If you mess up, it’s not your parents’ fault, so don’t whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent’s generation, try delousing the closet in your own room. (haha, Volltreffer!)

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life has not. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they’ll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer. This doesn’t bear the slightest resemblance to anything in real life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don’t get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10: Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one…